DEATH BY DOG FARTS
As I layer myself down to get some sleep
A horrendous smell in my nose did seep
It smelled like something died in the house
I had to investigate and then find out
Where this horrible smell was coming from
The smell started after the setting of the sun
I went downstairs and the smell got worse
So overpowering, it was the worst smell on earth
There was a green cloud in the air like some kind of death fog
And there I see, the wagging tail of my dog
It came from him, my loyal little beagle
This smell emitted from him could literally kill people
It was a cold night but the windows were wide open
To air out the house from the smell, so potent
Besides, that's not the way that I would want to depart
That would be a bad way to go, death by dog farts.
©2013 Darryl Mouzone
A horrendous smell in my nose did seep
It smelled like something died in the house
I had to investigate and then find out
Where this horrible smell was coming from
The smell started after the setting of the sun
I went downstairs and the smell got worse
So overpowering, it was the worst smell on earth
There was a green cloud in the air like some kind of death fog
And there I see, the wagging tail of my dog
It came from him, my loyal little beagle
This smell emitted from him could literally kill people
It was a cold night but the windows were wide open
To air out the house from the smell, so potent
Besides, that's not the way that I would want to depart
That would be a bad way to go, death by dog farts.
©2013 Darryl Mouzone
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